February 2011
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you daily dose of wtfareyuofuckingseriousrightnow →
“Do I or the other cosponsors believe that the State of South Dakota can require citizens to buy firearms? Of course not. But at the same time, we do not believe the federal government can order every citizen to buy health insurance,” he said.
January 2011
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BOOM TWITTERGAGABOOMSPLOSION
i don’t really have anything to say
other than HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY darkfae133/GYNA
totes jelizz of you rn
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu random aunt talking...
i don’t care about your trip to cali
leavemealone -_-
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so my fandom friends may have read this in the tmi...
but this was me. i almost posted it non-anonymously, but chickened out at the last second. that may seem a little odd but whatever, you don’t have to believe me if you don’t think it’s true :P i figure most of my friends here won’t really judge me or say that it was a lie, so i figure what the hell, might as well go for it. so here, enjoy :D
so i’m seeing this really...
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who wants a tmi story?
just because i feel like it and i want to talk about my ~*~*date*~*~
anyone?
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things of an awkward and lolworthy nature
at work today, i was telling my coworker about my date. i was all excited and smiling derpily, to which she answered by pulling me into a really awkward hug and more or less crushing the air out of me. in response to the crushing hug, i reply “don’t squeeze so hard, i’m sore.”
my roommate was standing right next to me.
roommate:
me:
and awkwardness ensued
and then...
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my neurotic demeanor going to be the death of me,...
i really should stop staying up till the wee hours of the morning because that is obviously when it rears its ugly head. i love being so fucking needy DX
so i had my first actualfax date with a guy (super awks pizza lunch date notwithstanding), and we spent the night together. so me, being the insane, neurotic, nut bag i am, i’m like FUCKFUCKIDIDSOMETHINGSTUPID...
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dear self,
stfu.
you really like this guy. stop being a fucking spaz. deal. with. it. hopefully, in manner that doesn’t lead to heavy drinking or eating your feelings. if he didn’t like you, he wouldn’t taking all this effort to meet you. you won’t be a disappointment. i promise. just because you’ve never dated anyone, doesn’t mean he won’t want to have anything to...
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The New Zodiac
darkfae133:
thecolfer:
siekcsroe:
likeabagofdicksonasummersday:
chikinpai:
fakescience:
MONOCLE
I AM THE ULTIMATE GENTLEMAN
IT IS WRITTEN IN THE STARS
I’M A FUCKING MITTEN.
FUCK THAT SHIT. I AM BAD-ASS.
I’m a llama. Okey dokey.
I am a coaster. God dammit I wanted to be a mitten what is this fuckery
LOL FUCK YES UNICYCLE.
CHYEAAA SPORK
AWESOME
Tumblr game: Everyone has a superpower! →
acklesaway:
diemarysues:
not-the-stig:
bluesherlockholmes:
gimmegomas:
segoli:
slenderbro:
knaveofhearts:
snubbull:
8bitslique:
Here are the rules:
1 - Go to the Superpower Wiki.
2 - Click the “Random page” button on the left hand side once. Only once.
3 - Revel (or dismay) in the fact that this is your new superpower. But I bet it’s awesome even if it’s crappy…
…IT’S NOT...
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the last gif in your gif folder is your cum face
valeasmundum:
porcelainhummel:
darrens-skintightjeans:
douchecanoe:
amaliaalvaradoo:
gleekygeek:
-twinklet0es:
peeta-:
aslans:
parttimepanda:
whitecastlecastiel:
teamwinchesterftw:
crowley-:
achorusforus:
-adhd:
electrilad:
classssy:
daisydukes:
wolfguts:
i am DYING, OH MY GOD
not a gif but well it’s the last one in...
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so that was a interesting talk
so today, my mom asked me who i was texting so much. i wasn’t sure if i wanted to tell her, but she insisted. not that there was much to tell, but i told her about the guy i’ve been talking to. like the last time she asked, she thankfully didn’t screw up her face like it pained her to ask about my non-existant love life in the past. i went on and told her about him and then my...
I wish Zachary Quinto and Brad Goreski would have...
jimparsonsownsmysoul:
just so I could see how they would dress it.
legit pairing is legit.
my tinhat ain’t even mad.
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OMG
LAURYN HILL IS COMING TO THE CITIES IN 2 WEEKS
GDI WHY DON’T I HAVE ANY MONEY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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i can't stop smiling
2011 is going to be a good year, i know it. even if the world is ending. it’s lready shaping up to be a much better year. just wanted to share :)
thanks for listening <3
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ugh
and this is why i don’t go for guys my own age.
DUDE, I DON’T KNOW YOU. I DON’T WANT TO DISCUSS PERSONAL STATS OF THAT NATURE.
TYVFM
sorry
i just had to vent a little
go about your business
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